nosdrinker:

it’s possible that there’s a movie worse than dolphin tale 2 but I don’t personally know what that movie would be

I really hope it’s Morgan Freeman’s last movie because how awful would it be to go out that way, I think about this a lot actually..

seahorseface-music:

I’m gonna stay eighteen forever
So we can stay like this forever
And we’ll never miss a party
cause we keep them going constantly
And we’ll never have to listen
to anyone about anything 
cause it’s all been done and it’s all been said
we’re the coolest kids and we take what we can get

(via squidward-tortellini)

thisshitfunny:

when the breakdown sneak up on you image

(via discosdeadman)

Anonymous:
how was 9/11 funny?

gorebitch666:

cuz the US deserved it